Lessons We Learn at 37

Lesson: Don't make fun of the seven-year-old for having sore muscles before you've fully woken up. Because when you get moving and realize that your right arm from forearm to shoulder is achy and your lower back is stiff, you'll realize that you don't even have a cool excuse like Wii Boxing. Just five fucking rose bushes that needed pruning.

And that, my friends, is when you come to accept that you're old. Rose bushes kick my ass in one afternoon.