I Actually Had a Conversation with Them About Farting in Church
Me (in the car, after Mass last night): Alright, which one of you was tooting all through Mass?
G: Oh, that was me...
Me: Okay. I know that sometimes you just can't help it. But if you can possibly help it, it is best to NOT toot when you're in a group of people, like at church.
G: Okay, sorry.
M: You know, Mom. If nobody ever tooted, that would be really helpful.
Me: Yes, it would be very helpful.
G: But no one would feel very good.
The conversation was capped off, I shit you not, by this:
Me: OKAY! Who just tooted in the CAR?!
M: Oops. That was me...sorry.
Not exactly the parental-type lessons I envisioned teaching my kids before I became a parent.
G: Oh, that was me...
Me: Okay. I know that sometimes you just can't help it. But if you can possibly help it, it is best to NOT toot when you're in a group of people, like at church.
G: Okay, sorry.
M: You know, Mom. If nobody ever tooted, that would be really helpful.
Me: Yes, it would be very helpful.
G: But no one would feel very good.
The conversation was capped off, I shit you not, by this:
Me: OKAY! Who just tooted in the CAR?!
M: Oops. That was me...sorry.
Not exactly the parental-type lessons I envisioned teaching my kids before I became a parent.
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