Punishment

G: Mom, it makes me really, really ANGRY when you send me to my room.

Me: I know, buddy. No one likes being punished. Go.

G: You mean, no one? Like, even people in China?

As I didn't think that the seven-year-old needed a primer on masochism, I replied...

Me: Nope. Now, go to your room.

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